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Stubby, part 59

“What’ve you done with my ladies?” I challenged Twiggy.

“Stubby’s away to the Beer Festival, Shazza’s on her way back from Edinburgh.”

Beer Festival? Darn - I’d forgotten about that. I sent a text to Stubby:

Are you drunk yet?

Not go yet! U coming

(which I think meant “Not got there yet”)

Let me know when you’ve got your beer goggles on I’d forgotten all about it and have brought the car so you’re safe.

Come 4 a few

Thanks for the invite but I suspect the funds¹ would put me over the limit! Have fun anyway.

¹ Darned predictive text - I meant “fumes”.