I answered an “anonymous call” on my mobile late yesterday afternoon. It was Lucy, one of the nurses caring for Dad.
“Hello. This is ‘Lucille’ at the hospital.”
“Ah, hello there.” She’s clearly going to ask me for a date this weekend, I thought.
“Will you be coming in today?”
“Today?”
“Yes.”
“That would be rather difficult. I’m in Norwhag.”
“Norwhag?!”
“Yes, I’m afraid so. Why? I’ll be there at the weekend”
“Would you speak to your father?”
It seems he was just a little confused about the day of the week and the nurses have learned that letting him chat to me calms him down (and gives them a brief break). He seemed happy enough once I’d clarified that it was Tuesday, not Saturday - why the nurses couldn’t have told him this I don’t know.
I did manage to meet up with another elderly and easily confused person, though, in the person of my most indecisive commenter - she’s had more changes of pseudonym than I have on my blogs - because Lucy Lastik was in town on business and had hinted about wanting a spin in the Beastie. I collected her last night from the hotel, then, and we went for a short trip around the lanes - Lucy’d brought the rain down with her, though, and so didn’t get the topless experience.
This morning Lucy turned up at my desk and gave me a book she’d bought for the flight down - Lynne Truss’s “Talk to the hand”.
“It’s about rudeness”
“You think I need a book about rudeness?!”
“Well, no.”
I spotted the subtitle: “The Utter Bloody Rudeness of Everyday Life (or six good reasons to stay home and bolt the door)”
“Again, are sure it’s wise that I have this?”
Oh well, I have it now. If I “disappear” you know who to blame.
Speaking of trusses, it was badminton night tonight. I’d shelled out for an elbow brace to reduce the strain on (not surprisingly) my elbow/forearm. It does seem to have helped with the pain (although not with my game - I lost three out of four matches tonight) but we’ll have to wait until the morning to see whether the arm’s any better than usual.