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Listen to this - now!

It’s not often that a radio programme endangers road users.

Ok, so I have to avoid phone-in shows because I end up screaming at the idiots that phone in but - because I avoid them - these shows do not cause a danger to road users.

I’d like to apologise to drivers on the A45 and A14 on my trip back from Oxfordshire this evening, though. Sorry, everybody, but the programme I was listening to was just too amusing for me to give the road the attention it deserved.

Don’t believe me? Find out for yourself by listening to Mark Thomas: My Life in Serious Organised Crime. Just don’t listen when you’re driving, operating heavy machinery or anything where being distracted would put innocent members of the public at risk.