rARsh!

I receive a job offer

It’s an email from Dr. Tony Brown of the Gas and oil Consulting Group Ltd.

Please I know that this letter may come to you as a surprise based on the fact that I have not had any previous contact with you.We are looking for a trustworthy representative in the United kingdom that will aid as a link between us and our customers in the us for collecting and remitting our files,documents and payments. I would like to know if you are interested,respond only if you will like to work from home(part-time) and get paid weekly without leaving or affecting your present job.

All very interesting and it sounds perfect, given my current problems with getting out of bed in the morning. Obviously whether or not I respond will depend on the salary.

Per each transaction we will be paying you 130.00 pounds starling.And we do have up to 3 separate transaction per week.

Bloody hell! Nine stone four pounds? That’s one hell of a size for a starling!

(Apologies to Jonny B for “borrowing” his trademark style)